Environmentally Conscious Artist Gifts

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Home Heating Oil

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Climate Catastrophism

Urban Compost Heap.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Green Coffee

Wishing For Rain.

Demand For Oil

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Make Your Own