Environmentally Aware T-Shirts

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Price may vary with weather.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Mother nature takes her course.

COP26

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'