Environmentalist Pondering The Food Chain Gifts

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Vegetarian Birds

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

The unforgiving tree

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."