Environmentalist Extraordinaire T-Shirts

'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

'Hey, I told you NOT to play near old nuclear waste dumps!'

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

'Mr Snail Darter! Any relation to the little fellow making the headlines a few years ago?'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"Wow, your brought your own coffee in your own mug...very eco-friendly! That'll be 12.50 Euro."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."