Environmentalist Extraordinaire Mugs

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

Hold on - Now I need to part all this plastic.

'Hey, I told you NOT to play near old nuclear waste dumps!'

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

'Mr Snail Darter! Any relation to the little fellow making the headlines a few years ago?'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"Wow, your brought your own coffee in your own mug...very eco-friendly! That'll be 12.50 Euro."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

But is it organic?