Environmental Truth-seeker T-Shirts

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Truth

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Turkey, present day...