Environmental Satire Collector Pillows

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

Another hot flash?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."