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World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

God's Subcontractors

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

The Food Chain

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.