Adaptation Strategies T-Shirts

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Like Minded

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I am fully functional again!"

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

Masked Pianist

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Lockdown Signpost

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

"I vil not stand for any more subordination."

"Taking over the web was merely Phase I. They'll be coming for us next."

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'