Adaptation Analyst T-Shirts

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

'I feel like a novel made into a film, that went straight to video.'

'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'

Man with broken leg in car.