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"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"It's time to feed your drone."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Developing the boomerang.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Innovation department.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.