Adaptation Specialist Mugs

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It's time to feed your drone."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Developing the boomerang.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Innovation department.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'