Environment Tweaker Pillows

"I love this new nature app. I programmed our trees to drop all their leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

Keystone XL

The Seahoover

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Spotted Owl Migration

"It's not easy being green…"

Small Government Is Here

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."