Environment Enthusiasm Gifts

"Not another road protest"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Eco Princess

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Honest Vending

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Smokey The Tree"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.