Environment Commentator Prints

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Flood.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Trump leaving

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"The Nominees"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Woo-hoo!"

Chess on TV

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

The United States of Amazement

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"