Enviromentalists Gifts

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Environmentalist

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Natural Disasters

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t