Enviromentalists Prints

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."