Entry-level Adventurers Pillows

"Naturally, you would have to start at the bottom."

The experienced backpacker.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Child in a bear suit.

"False alarm - the King is just sleeping. Long sleep the King!"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

A Learning Curve.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Mountain escalator.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training