Entropy Explorer Gifts

Entropy Seminar.

Dept of Entropy.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Baby rocks!

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Exit only.

Your Future Home.

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

ZOO

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

The Origin of Creationism

Evolution.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."