Entrepreneurs Gifts

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'I'm exploring another revenue stream.'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

'The great thing about being your own boss is that you can work whenever you want - as long as you always want to work.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'If this works, it'll change everything. We could open a casino.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Clean underwear for sale.

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

"...then there is business Plan 'C', that does involve robbing a bank."

' That's our founder. After spending twenty years in the himalayas, he finally discovered that the true meaning of life was to make money.'

Hour Glass

'Do you offer credit for the smaller businessman?'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Where does a self-made man get replacement parts?

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.