Enthusiastic Week Celebrator Pillows

'If you ask me, they're getting WAY too into the spirit of Wednesday being Hump Day.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Jumping Man

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Mime Baby

With Compliments

Westminster: The after-party

High Five

Party Time!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"Footballers do this when they score"

Final Exams Tip

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Wine Party

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Garden Party

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'What shall we drink to? How about to 4am?'