Enthusiastic Walkers Pillows

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Park statues horse and rider.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Pedestrian parking only.

"Sousa's back!"

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I shamble five miles every day."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."