Enthusiastic Walkers Prints

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

'Oh, crap.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Park statues horse and rider.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"Sousa's back!"

Pedestrian parking only.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

"I shamble five miles every day."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'He's my personal trainer.'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"