Enthusiastic Shoppers T-Shirts

"I'm glad to see you're single-handedly keeping the economy afloat."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"