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'You're trying to find yourself? -- Shouldn't you let sleeping dogs lie?'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Babel Construction Co.

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Airport Literature

parrot can't stand small squawk