Enthusiast Of Humorous Sports Scenarios Gifts

"You could have shouted Fore!"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Loser's Podium.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

The Washington Arbitrators

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."