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"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Extreme miming"

"We're following Carrot Top."

The Rooster Comedian.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Comedy Cafe

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"That'll be five bucks."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Another day at work would be one too many...