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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Thinking Gears

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

Stonehenge Explained

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Invisible clothes

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Like that?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Moses as a child.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

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"Do I have to go out again!?"

Human Brain

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."