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'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

OM, SWEET OM

String Theory for Beginners.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I am one with stupid.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'Oh, that's the guru up there - I'm just the PR guy.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'