Enlightened Explorers Pillows

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You've been served."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

The Desert Island Package

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Fossil hunting

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Free why-fi.”

"This is it? No video?"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

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Pubertry

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

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