Enlightened Explorers Prints

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You've been served."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

The Desert Island Package

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Fossil hunting

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Free why-fi.”

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'