Enjoying Traditions Gifts

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Baptism Then and Now

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Midwest Winter Items.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Pamplona Station

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Hanukkah tree

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

'What, They're comfortable.'