Enjoying Piano Music T-Shirts

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Baby Piano

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Piano Keyboard

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."