Enigma Admirer Pillows

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Magic Tricks

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Sleeping Beauty

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The wine-shop

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Meowlzebub

Moon

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Fairy tale

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Madonna.

Leonardo's first drawing

Magician Playing Golf.

God Creating the Universe...

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.