Engineer T-Shirts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

8000BC invention of the printing process.

Early tech support

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

"Batteries not included."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Beagle II not responding.

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"All I know is it's not up to code."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Here - There "It's a simple model, but it works for me."

"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

"My next big project is brakes."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'We're almost fully automated now.'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

Oil Industry Safety.

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'