Engine Noise Lover Pillows

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'