Engagement Ring Critics Gifts

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

The prying mantis,

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

Like Buttons

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

Man with engagement ring on his nose - "Can I have the box back too?"

Sterns Father. 'What an unearthly hour that young fellow stops till every night, Doris. What does your mother say about it?' Daughter. 'She says men haven't altered a bit pa.'

'‘Join us for a pathetic affirmation of our otherwise insignificant existence, star billing in a manufactured melodrama.' I think it's a wedding invitation.'

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

'I remember when sex on the first date was shocking. Now they don't even bother with a date!'

'Did I mention it comes with a limited edition magnifying glass?'

'I don't think it will last.'

Liz Hurley and Shane Warne engagement.

It's hard not to be bitter the second time around.

'No, I won't marry you, Steve, but here's a participation trophy.'

'There's one thing I would change if it was our wedding over again-I wouldn't turn up!'

'I see you got engaged And look at the size of that rock'