Engagement Party Planner Mugs

A. 'That's Jones's daughter with him. She's just about to be married.' B. 'Who's the lucky man?' A. 'Jones.'

"Wait, what?! You're engaged?!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

We'll have Manhattans...

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Punt Cake

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'