Engagement Party Planner Prints

A. 'That's Jones's daughter with him. She's just about to be married.' B. 'Who's the lucky man?' A. 'Jones.'

"Wait, what?! You're engaged?!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Punt Cake

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Boat wedding.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."