Engagement Excitement Coordinator Pillows

"You've been engaged for 2 years and are just getting started with the planning a month away? No problem!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Go team!

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Not guilty?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

The Aisle

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'