Engaged Partner Gifts

"First marriage?"

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'Oh, that single page is your prenup's first draft. This stack here is it after your suggested changes.'

"We wrote our own vows ??" and conditions."

'I hate you already... let's get married.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'In sickness or health, for richer or poorer...? Wait a minutes, I didn't bargain for anyone who's so high maintenance.'

Pre-Nuptial Agreement

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Police Feline Unit

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."