Energy Studies Pillows

Entropy.

Energy Research.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

How Glaciations Begin

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Industrial Beautification van

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

There's no real oil emergency...