Energetic Parent Prints

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Circus Act

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

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