Enemy Uniting Pillows

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Meet the Enemy

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Chili again?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Save the world together

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Interfaith dialogue

Treehouse.

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Man with Sword in Penholder

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

Girl trying to be a woman

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

The October 31 Committee

Revolution

'Reflexes normal.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Dragonfly

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'You can't vote to unionize- you're associates, not employees!'