Enemy Uniting T-Shirts

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Meet the Enemy

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Chili again?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Save the world together

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Interfaith dialogue

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

Treehouse.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Man with Sword in Penholder

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

The October 31 Committee

Girl trying to be a woman

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Reflexes normal.'

Dragonfly

Revolution

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"