Endurance Training Pillows

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

Crawling Marathon.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Endurance training during self-isolation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Women

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Neverending Task.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bull Treadmill

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Stationary bicycles.

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Go Back

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Spring Training

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Still working from Hell

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."