Endurance Training Prints

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

Crawling Marathon.

The Artist 10k. Finish

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Endurance training during self-isolation.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Women

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Bull Treadmill

Stationary bicycles.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Go Back

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."