Endurance Athlete Pillows

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Man running

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

31. 19. 55.7.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.