Endless Effort Aficionados Gifts

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Team Leader

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

100k Desert Crawl

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

"Do as many study days as you can."

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Gym Paperboy.

'I like your enthusiasm!'

Second, third and fourth effort!

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Endurance

'You're doing it wrong!'