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"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Optimist

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'What went particularly well?'

Halloween 2008.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Count Flatula

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'